diff --git a/packages/babel-core/src/api/node.js b/packages/babel-core/src/api/node.js
index eaf1c5e8ef..f3c9e915ea 100644
--- a/packages/babel-core/src/api/node.js
+++ b/packages/babel-core/src/api/node.js
@@ -30,195 +30,6 @@ export function Plugin(alias) {
   throw new Error(`The (${alias}) Babel 5 plugin is being run with Babel 6.`);
 }
 
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-/* eslint-enable max-len */
-
 //
 
 import Pipeline from "../transformation/pipeline";
diff --git a/packages/babel-core/test/api.js b/packages/babel-core/test/api.js
index 894b927622..18ddd0d1b9 100644
--- a/packages/babel-core/test/api.js
+++ b/packages/babel-core/test/api.js
@@ -428,10 +428,6 @@ suite("api", function () {
     ])
   });
 
-  test("guy", function() {
-    assert.equal(typeof babel.guy, "string");
-  });
-
   suite("env option", function () {
     var oldBabelEnv = process.env.BABEL_ENV;
     var oldNodeEnv = process.env.NODE_ENV;